Bees

So I've been reading up on bees a lot lately because people keep telling me that bumble bees don't sting and I don't buy it for a minute. They're all evil as far as I'm concerned and have been every since I was stung as a child and confide myself to the shelter of indoors as a haven from bees every spring and summer. Turns out bumble bees DO sting, all of you liars out there secretly plotting my demise!!! It's just that they're mad chill and don't usually attack for no apparent reason. Interestingly enough, the aggressive ones, like hornets and yellow jackets, that do sting just for the hell of it die right after stinging because it rips their ass off thereby killing them. How's that for karma? Stupid bees.

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