Dear Sarah Palin,

Running for President of the US is NOT like running for President of your high school class. Please go back to the tundra cave your whacko ass crawled out of. Thank you, on behalf of all the women who actually have brains and want to use them to run for office someday... and on behalf of the women of this country would like having a say over what they do with their uteri... and on behalf of John McCain who probably has nightmares because of the Pandora's box he opened by finding you on Google... and on behalf of all of the third world countries you probably would have destroyed...