Whenever I'm driving down 95 and I see that the staties have pulled someone over, I think to myself "what the HELL could they have done to get pulled over?!" Everyone is doing 70 or better when the speed limit is 55 so they couldn't have been speeding...unless the cops haven't noticed that using one ridiculously unlucky speeder as an example isn't really working. And how much would your life have to suck to be that guy?

No, I imagine it to be something like this:
Trainee: Sir, that one! He's going 80 mph!
Officer: No. That one. Headlight out. That one's mine. (in a Clint Eastwood voice, of course)